15th Dec 2008
Ugly Sweater Party
Last Saturday, the BFF my brother and his three friends in the secondary frat threw brotherish roommates an ugly sweater party. Apparently, all that is fashionable with young-ins now a days. I know because, as the Fashionista that I am, I do not own an ugly Christmas sweater. Shocking, I know. So I hightailed to Kmart and bought a hideous jacket with a turtleneck as horrible (and I swear I know someone who owns this equipment, but that’s another story). I felt like I had to defend myself to the girl in the Register, who said they received a lot of people looking for ugly sweaters. A friend was informed by the goodwill that the jerseys are flying off the shelves. At least, we help the economy here. (By the way, Burlington Coat Factory is apparently a gold mine for the horrible pullovers).
There were some great sweaters in the game, and some fun accessories. Did you know that a tree skirt is a nice, but ugly, shawl? Or cell that fires can be dangerous as the fight late night after Jell-O shots? The things you learn.
After we arrived at the party and laugh each other sweaters, we settled for some chicken eggs and good times. If you do not have LCR, I strongly recommend you make a whole. Just make sure you have more … or pasta. Its very easy to play, even if a party had particularly goer time with the concept. She had a hard time with the concept too horrible sweater, so we will not hold that against it. After cleaning and won $ 95, it retreated to the basement to flip cup, a game that should not be played with red wine. Just something for you.
Oh, and there were ugly sweater prices, and the first place was won by one of the hosts (I think it was rigged). He made his sweater, which was an option for those who are too cool to be seen in Kmart. It was crowned by a beautiful mock turtleneck and a porn star-ish mustache, which are not specifically intended for the production of the game. Its price? A Fruitcake. Second place was a chocolate orange. Tacky sweaters food should be miserable.
The star of the night, as always, dance was our elected president. I found a great shirt at Old Navy, and a santa costume for a dog to the target. The quote of the night was: "Hey, Santa doll that looks like Barrack Obama!"
So ugly sweater parties are my newest favorite thing about Christmas. I think out the ugly jacket for Christmas in July party, or just good old part of the 80s, Europe. Do not worry if you’re cool, you will be prompted. eDon’t forget to tell Grandma that you need a sweater this year!
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